G F C I work down at the pizza pitG F C And I drive an old HyundaiG D Em C I still live with my mom and dadD I'm five foot three and over weightG F C I'm a sci-fi fanactic, mild asthmaticG F C Never been to second baseG D Em C But theres a whole nother me you need to seeD G go check out myspace C G D G Cause On - Line Im out in hollywoodC G D G Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn goodC G D Em I drive a mazeratti im a black belt in karateC D and I love a good glass of wineC G D G It turns girls on that I'm mysteriousC G D G I tell em that I dont want nothing seriousC G D Em Cause even on a slow day I can have a three wayC D Chat with two women at one timeG F C I'm so much cooler on-line.G F C So much cooler onlineG F C I get home I kiss my momG F C And she fixes me a snackG D Em C And I head down to my basement bedroomD G And fire up my MacG F C In real life the only time I'veG F C Ever even been to LA G D Em C Is when I got the chance With the marching bandC D G to play tuba in the rose parade C G D G But On - line I live in MalibuC G D G I pose for Calvin Klien, I've been in GQC G D Em Im single and I'm rich and I got a set of six packC D G#s that would blow your mindC G D G It turns girls on that I'm mysteriousC G D G I tell em that I dont want nothing seriousC G D Em Cause even on a slow day I can have a three wayC D Chat with two women at one timeG F C I'm so much cooler On-line.G F C Yea I'm cooler online D G When you got my kinda stats its hard to get a dateC D G Let alone a real girlfriendD G But I grow another foot and I lose a buncha weightC D Every time I log in Solo: Em D C G D Em C D C G D G On - Line Im out in HollywoodC G D G Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn goodC G D G Even on a slow day I can have a three wayC D Chat with two women at one timeG F C I'm so much cooler on-line.G F C Yea I'm cooler onlineG F C I'm so much cooler on-lineG F C Yea I'm cooler online
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