Darwin Deez - Bad Day Chords

Verse:   
                  E                     C#m7                  F#7            
I hope that the last the page of your 800-page novel is missing    
                 E                        C#m7                 F#7             
And I hope that it rains if you leave the window down on your red Mustang    
     
Chorus:    
        A                E                 A                 
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you    
        A                E                 A                 
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you    
     
Verse:    
                     E                     C#m7                      F#7         
And if you drop your keys I hope there's a sewer somewhere very nearby    
                     E                     C#m7                      F#7         
And if you're out of clean sheets I hope your new girl takes off and it's clear why    
     
Chorus:    
        A                E                 A                 
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you    
        A                E                 A                 
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you    
     
Bridge:    
    C#m7                     B                          C#7            
And I would like to be your girlfriend so I could dump you    
    C#m7                     E                         A        
And I would like to be your garbage man so I would never have to pick up     
            A    
your trash again    
     
Verse:    
                 E                   C#m7                   F#7             
Maybe you should wonder why your apartment is always so empty    
                 E                     C#m7                        F#7          
Well I hope you get locked out of that apartment and have to call Jenny    
     
Outro:    
 A                E                 A                 
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you    
 - But I'm sorry if it ever is -          
 A                E                 A                 
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you    
- But I'm sorry if it ever is - etc...