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Flight Of The Conchords - Hurt Feelings Chords

Intro: Gm D# A# F   
     
Some people say that rappers don’t have feelings    
We have feelings. -We have feelings-    
Some people say that we are not rappers. -We’re rappers.-    
That hurts our feelings.    
-Hurts our feelings when you say we’re not rappers.-    
     
Some people say that rappers are invincible    
We’re vincible. -We’re vincible.-    
What you are about to hear are true stories    
-Real experiences-    
Autobiographical raps.    
Things that happened to us, All true    
Bring the rhyme!    
     
Gm    
I make a meal for my friends,    
            
Try to make it delicious,    
         D#    
Try to keep it nutritious,    
     
Create wonderful dishes.    
     A#    
Not one of them thinks about the way I feel    
   F    
Nobody compliments the meal    
     
     
Gm           D#                   A#    
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings    
             
I feel like a prize xxxxxxx    
             F    
No one even mentions my casserole.    
Gm          D#                    A#    
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.    
                                           F    
You coulda said something nice about my profiteroles    
     
     
Gm    
Here’s a little story to bring a tear to your eye,    
       D#    
I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive,    
    A#    
But every suit I tried is too big around the thighs,    
        F    
And the assistant suggested I try a ladies’ size    
     
     
Gm          D#                    A#    
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings    
                                    F    
I’m not gonna wear a ladies’ wetsuit I’m a man!    
Gm          D#                    A#    
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings    
                      F    
Get me a small man’s wetsuit, please    
     
     
        Gm    
It’s my birthday, 2003    
D#                                  A#     
Waitin’ for a call from my family    
F -mute-    
They forgot about me    
     
     
Gm          D#                    A#    
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings    
                              F    
The day after my birthday is not my birthday, Mum    
     
     
   Gm    
I call my friends and say, “Let’s go into town,”    
            D#    
But they’re all too busy to go into town    
      A#    
So I go by myself, I go into town    
        F    
Then I see all my friends, they’re all in town    
     
     
Gm          D#                    A#    
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.    
                                     F    
They’re all lined up to watch that movie “Maid in Manhattan.”    
     
     
         Gm    
Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?    
         D#    
Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?    
         A#    
Have you ever been told you’re mediocre in bed?    
         F    
Have you ever been told you’ve got a weird-shaped head?    
         Gm    
Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away?    
       D#    
Once again, they forgot about J    
         A#    
Were you ever called “homo” ‘cuz at school you took drama?    
         F    
Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?    
     
     
Gm                 D#    
Tears of a rapper -tears of a rapper-,    
            A#    
I’m crying tears of a rapper    
     
Tears of a rapper 

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