F A# F A# You could probably say I'm difficult, I probably talk too muchF A# F A# I over-analyze and over-think things, yes it's a nasty crutchF A# F A# I'm usually only waiting for you to stop talking so that I canF A# F A# Concerning two way streets I have to say that I am not a fan Dm G C F But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meetA# F A Dm From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feetF C A So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crimeDm G A# F And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the timeDm G A# F You could be laughing 65% more of the time F A# F A# Half of the time I think I'm in some movie I play the underdog of courseF A# F A# I wonder who they'll get to play me maybe they could dig up Richard Burtons corpseF A# F A# I am not who you think I am I am quite angry which I barely can concealF A# F A# You think I hate myself it's you I hate because you have the nerve to make me feel Dm G C F But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meetA# F A Dm From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feetF C A So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crimeDm G A# F And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the timeDm G A# F You could be laughing 65% more of the time G# D# I should have practiced my scalesG# D# I should not be attracted to malesF# C# But you said I should learn to love myselfF# F#m F Make up your mind Dr Frankenstein. Interlude -x2-: Fm A# Dm G C F But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meetA# F A Dm From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feetF C A So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crimeDm G A# F And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the timeDm G A# F You could be laughing 65% more of the time Dm G C F But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meetA# F A Dm From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feetF C A So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crimeDm G A# F And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the timeDm G A# F You could be laughing 63% more of the timeDm G A# F You could be laughing 25% more of the time
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