Verse:F Its Christmas time and Santa's here making the children smile,Gm But hes just a pedophile, so you better watch yo child.F Christmas Trees in every house, covered in shiny lights,Gm But they just turn brown and die, or set your whole house on fire.C Gm C These are the reasons I hate the seasons, but I'mma give it a try Chorus:Dm A# F C Maybe this year I wont be sad on ChristmasDm A# F C Maybe I'll have a happy holidayDm F A# A#m Replace my heartache and my pain, with mistletoe and candy cane,F C F This Christmas, could go my way. Verse:F Having fun with all your friends, sippin' on that egg nog,Gm But it just looks like xxxx, all over your upper lip.F Houses made out of ginger bead, cookies like Christmas trees giving yaGm Heart disease, and type two diabetes -Type two diabetes!-C Gm C These are the reasons I hate the seasons, but Imma give it a try. Chorus:Dm A# F C Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas,Dm A# F C Maybe I'll have a happy holiday.Dm F A# A#m Replace my heartache and my pain, with mistletoe and candy cane,F C F This Christmas, could go my way. Bridge:D C# C B I've never seen a reindeer fly, I've never heard the sleigh bells ring,D C# C B I've never seen a snowman come to life, never head the angels sing,D C# C B But I hope, and I pray, that maybe this Christmas Day, that'll change Chorus:Dm A# F C Maybe this year I wont be sad on ChristmasDm A# F C Maybe I'll have a happy holidayDm F A# A#m Replace my heartache and my pain, with mistletoe and candy cane,F C F This Christmas, could go my way. Dm A# F C Maybe this year I wont be sad on ChristmasDm A# F C Maybe I'll have a happy holidayDm F A# A#m Replace my heartache and my pain, and lets just dance the night awayF C F This Christmas, is going my way.F Just dance with me
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