Chorus:F A# Dm You know that we are still young, so don't be dumbA# Don't trust anyone, 'cause you'll only live once. Verse:F A# Uh, you only live once that's the motto,Dm C so take a chill pill ease up the throttle.F A# Never go to loud clubs 'cause it's bad for your ears,Dm C your friends will all be sorry when they can't hear.F A# And stay the hell away from drugs 'cause they not legal,Dm C then bury all your money in the backyard like a beagle.F A# 'cause you should never trust a bank they've been known to fail,Dm C and never travel by car or bus, water, by rail.F A# And don't travel by plane and don't travel at all,Dm C build a bomb shelter basement with titanium wall.F A# And wear titanium suits in case pianos fall on 'ya,Dm C and never go to saunas 'cause they're crawling with piranhas.F A# And never take the stairs 'cause they're often unsafe,Dm C you only live once, don't let it go to waste. Chorus:F A# Dm You know that we are still young, so hold on from the funA# Cook your meat 'till it's done, 'cause you'll only live once. Verse:F A# Yeah, and here’s another piece of advice:Dm C Stay away from kids cause their hair is filled with mad lice.F A# There’s no such thing as too much Purell.Dm C This a cautionary tale, word to George Orwell.F A# So don’t 1980 force any plugs into sockets.Dm C Always wear a chastity belt and triple lock it.F A# Then hire a taster make him check your food for poison.Dm C And if you think your mailman is a spy then destroy him.F A# No blankets or pajamas they can choke you in your sleep.Dm C Two words about furniture: killing machines.F A# Board your windows up the sun is bad for your health.Dm C And always wear a straight jacket so your safe from yourself. Verse:F Uh huh, Take no chances -no chances-A# Stop freelancing’ -right now-Dm Invest in your future, don’t dilute your finances -uh huh-F A# 401K, make sure it’s low risk Dm Then get some real estate -how much?- 4.2%F Thirty year mortgage,A# that’s important, that’s a great dealDm And if you can’t afford it, don’t forge it on your last billF A# Renting is for suckers right now. a dependable savings,Dm C And you’ll retire with money in your account. Beast! F A# YOLO, say no no.Dm F A# Isolate yourself and just roll Solo, be care-foloDm C You oughta look out also stands for YOLO. Chorus:F A# Dm You know that we are still young. Burn the prints off your thumbsA# Then pull out all your teeth, so you can’t bite your tongue. F Only on this earth for a short time, timeA# Dm So don’t go outside, cause you don’t want to die, die.A# F Just take our advice and hide and scream YOLO to the sky. You oughta look out.
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